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Thanks Reggie
Tuesday, 06 June 2006

Well, Reggie and the other Zoros have finally discovered this "fan" site. They've made a few pathetic attempts to spam the Zoro Living Poll [see left]. Nice try but you should try enlisting alot more of your friends. Oh, but that might be embarassing. Don't worry, guys, no doubt your friends and associates already see you for the slumlords that you are.

Anyway, thanks for dropping by Reggie, that's more work than you've done on my suite in over 10 years. It's much appreciated!

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False Economy

Since the New Year, the folks at Zoro have reduced water pressure to a minimum in an effort to cut costs. With petroleum prices at an all-time high, no doubt heating up water for a building this size can be pricey.

Water use in one part of the building can have a severe impact on the water temperature at any given time in other parts so cutting back water supply will end up costing just as much if not more as residents spend more and more time in the shower adjusting the hot and cold rather than getting on with their ablutions.

Since residents are paying for but not receiving an adequate supply of hot water [or cold water for that matter] the Zoros may end up making reimbursements for services not received. So much for a money-saving strategy.

The pipes at 1075 Jervis Street are so old and corroded that it takes little more than a hiccup to blow them apart. Rather than replace the pipes, reducing the water pressure is seen as a way of avoiding the inevitable indefinitely. The problem with that theory is that the low-to-no pressure results in air bubbles in the line. The uneven pressure caused by the air as it seeks to escape simply blasts out pinholes in the weakest parts of the pipes. A real savvy strategy that one too.